A hamster and a rat were sitting on the
side of a swimming pool. They were
enjoying the sun. Suddenly the rat
turned to the hamster and asked him:
How come people
consider me a noisance, and you a pet?
How come people pay money to have
you, while they are trying to kill me?
How come you are considered a cute
little animal, while I am considered
creepy and disgusting? How come you
live in a warm home, and I have to stay
in the sewer?
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE:
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl:
"Will you marry me?" The girl said "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and
went fishing, hunting and played golf a
lot and drank beer and farted whenever
he wanted. THE END : : deschide bancul
A couple was going out for the evening.
They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog
put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as
the couple start out, the dog shoots
back in the house. They don't want the
dog shut in the house,so the wife goes
out to the taxi while the husband goes
upstairs to chase the dog out. The
wife, not wanting it known that the
house will be empty explains to the taxi
driver: "He's just going upstairs to say
good-bye to my mother." A few minutes
later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long" he says.
"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed
and I had to poke her with a coat hanger
to get her to come out! Then I had to
wrap her in a blanket to keep [...] citeste tot
There is an old story about a mother who
walks in on her six-year-old son and
finds him sobbing. "What's the matter?"
she asks. "I've just figured out how
to tie my shoes." "Well, honey,
that's wonderful." Being a wise mother,
she recognizes his victory in the
Eriksonian struggle of autonomy versus
doubt: "You're growing up, but why are
you crying?" "Because," he says,
"now I'll have to do it every day for
the rest of my life." : : deschide bancul