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Problem: Expand expression (a+b)n <br>
<br>See for yourself what solution our
student has found. <br>... Also our
teacher's comment, written with red.Problem: Expand expression (a+b)n

See for yourself what solution our student has found.
... Also our teacher's comment, written with red. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Ultima oara citit: 17 Octombrie 2021, 07:55
Nota 8.8 din 14 voturi


Woman's revenge...
- Cash, check or charge? I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
- So, do you always carry your TV remote? I asked.
- No, she replied, but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Ultima oara citit: 17 Octombrie 2021, 07:52
Nota 8.5 din 10 voturi


Our pastor, an avid golfer, was once
taking part in a local tournament. As he
was preparing to tee off, the organizer
of the tournament approached him and
pointed to the dark, threatening ...Our pastor, an avid golfer, was once taking part in a local tournament. As he was preparing to tee off, the organizer of the tournament approached him and pointed to the dark, threatening storm clouds that were gathering.
"Preacher," the organizer said, "I trust you'll see to it that the weather won't turn bad on us."
Our pastor shook his head. "Sorry," he replied. "I'm sales, not management!" : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Ultima oara citit: 17 Octombrie 2021, 07:05
Nota 7.7 din 9 voturi


A man is walking along a cliff and all of a sudden loses his balance, slips, and falls off. Fortunately, he has the presence of mind to grab on to the edge, and he's hanging there for dear life. He hangs and hangs an finally yells out: "Is there anybody up there who can help me?"
There's no answer.
He keeps calling and calling. "Is there anybody up there who can help me?".
Finally this big bellowing voice calls back.: " This is God. I can help you.
Just let go and TRUST." Next thing you hear: " Is there anybody ELSE up there who can help me?" : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Ultima oara citit: 17 Octombrie 2021, 06:19
Nota 9.3 din 11 voturi


A truck driver had to deliver five hundred penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, the truck broke down.

After waiting by the side of the road for about three hours, he waved another truck down and offered the driver $500 to take the penguins to the state zoo for him.

The next day, the first truck driver arrived in town and saw the second truck driver crossing the road with 500 penguins walking in single file behind him.

The first truck driver jumped out of his truck and said, "What's going on? I gave you $500 to take these penguins to the zoo!"

The second truck driver replied, "I did take them to the zoo. And I had [...] citeste tot

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Ultima oara citit: 17 Octombrie 2021, 05:52
Nota 8.3 din 7 voturi


A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Cop. He thinks he is smarter than the Cop so he decides to have some fun at the Cop's expense.
Cop says:
- License and registration, please.
Lawyer says:
- What for?
Cop says:
- You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.
Lawyer says:
- I slowed down, and no one was coming.
Cop says:
- Exactly! License and registration, please.
Lawyer says:
- What's the difference?
Cop says:
- The difference is the law says you have to come to a full and complete stop. License and registration, please!
Lawyer says:
- I'll make you a deal. If you can show me the legal difference [...] citeste tot

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Ultima oara citit: 17 Octombrie 2021, 05:28
Nota 8.0 din 3 voturi


A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed that most Germans would speak English. But I found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket inspector on the train.
He punched my ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making gestures like a windmill. I simply nodded from time to time to show him that I was interested.
When he had gone, an American woman in the compartment leaned forward and asked if I spoke German.
"No," I confessed.
"Then that explains," she said, "why you didn't bat an eyelid when he told you that you were on the wrong train." : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Ultima oara citit: 17 Octombrie 2021, 04:53
Nota 7.4 din 7 voturi


"I just don't understand it", an Irish footballer complained... "One match I play very well, and then the next match I'm terrible".
"Well", said his wife, "why don't you just play every other match?" : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Ultima oara citit: 17 Octombrie 2021, 04:39
Nota 7.4 din 10 voturi


Mr. Gable had a leak in the roof over his dining room, so he called a repairman to take a look at it. "When did you first notice the leak?" the repairman inquired.

Mr. Gable scowled. "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!" : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Ultima oara citit: 17 Octombrie 2021, 04:30
Nota 8.8 din 20 voturi


Some lines:

1. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

2. On the other hand, it's better to have fingers than toes.

3. A day without sunshine is like. .. night!

4. How many of you believe in psycho-kenisis? Raise my hand.

5. Everyone has a photographic memory, but some don't have any film.

6. When everything is coming your way. .. you're in the wrong lane. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Ultima oara citit: 17 Octombrie 2021, 04:29
Nota 8.3 din 7 voturi

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