A man is walking along a cliff and all
of a sudden loses his balance, slips,
and falls off. Fortunately, he has the
presence of mind to grab on to the edge,
and he's hanging there for dear life. He
hangs and hangs an finally yells out:
"Is there anybody up there who can help
me?" There's no answer. He keeps
calling and calling. "Is there anybody
up there who can help me?". Finally
this big bellowing voice calls back.: "
This is God. I can help you. Just
let go and TRUST." Next thing you hear:
" Is there anybody ELSE up there who can
help me?" : : deschide bancul
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S
PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to
understand women. I'll never
understand how you can take boiling hot
wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip
the hair out by the root, and still be
afraid of a spider. : : deschide bancul
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find
North America. MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who
discovered America? CLASS: Maria. : : deschide bancul
If you love something, set it free. If
it comes back, itwill always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never
yours to begin with. But, if it just
sits in your living room, messes up your
stuff, eats your food, uses your
telephone, takes your money, and doesn't
appear to realize that you had set it
free... You either married it or gave
birth to it : : deschide bancul
A husband, the owner of a new car, was
somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to
drive his prize possession, even to the
grocery store, which was a few blocks
from the house. After she insisted,
he finally relented, cautioning her as
she departed, "Remember, if you have an
accident, the newspaper will print your
age." : : deschide bancul
At a U2 concert in Ireland, Bono (the
lead singer) asks the audience for some
quiet. Then he starts to slowly clap his
hands. Holding the audience in total
silence, he says into the microphone...
"I want you to think about
something. Every time I clap my hands, a
child in Africa dies." A voice from
the front of the audience yells out...
"Then ****** stop clapping, ya
********!" : : deschide bancul
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet
School were receiving theirfirst anatomy
class, with a real dead cow. They all
gathered around the surgery table with
the body covered with a white sheet. The
professor started the class by telling
them: - In vet medicine it is
necessary to have two important
qualities as a doctor: the first is that
you not be disgusted by anything
involving the animal body. For an
example, the Professor pulled back the
sheet, stuck hisfinger in the butt of
the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck
hisfinger in his mouth: - Go ahead
and do the same thing, he told his
students. The students freaked out,
hesitated for several minutes. But
eventually took turns [...] citește tot