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I am not sure exactly how this works,
but this is amazingly accurate.  The
picture below has two identical dolphins
in it. It was used in a case study on
stress levels at the Mayo Clinic and
later at ...I am not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate.
The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at the Mayo Clinic and later at Fletcher Medical Center in Burlington.
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress will find many differences between the two dolphins.
The more differences a person finds, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may need to take a [...] citeste tot

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 25 Martie 2008
Nota 8.9 din 21 voturi : : Comentarii: 2


Success is just like being pregnant.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you tried! : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 24 Iulie 2009
Nota 9.3 din 22 voturi : : Comentarii: 1


Ten Things men know for sure about women.
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10. Women have breasts. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 9 August 2007
Nota 9.2 din 19 voturi : : Comentarii: 1


- What is the longest word in the English language?
- It is the word "smiles", because there is a mile between the first letter and the last! : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 20 Octombrie 2013
Nota 8.7 din 11 voturi : : Comentarii: 1


Have you heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51"?

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got lost, and spotted the base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They [...] citeste tot

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 10 Decembrie 2007
Nota 8.5 din 11 voturi : : Comentarii: 1


Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more [...] citeste tot

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 12 Aprilie 2005
Nota 7.0 din 5 voturi : : Comentarii: 1


In order to assure the highest level of
quality work and productivity from
employees it will be our policy to keep
all employees well trained through our
program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY
TRAINING ...In order to assure the highest level of quality work and productivity from employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T) : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 19 Iulie 2007
Nota 9.3 din 13 voturi


A man is walking along a cliff and all of a sudden loses his balance, slips, and falls off. Fortunately, he has the presence of mind to grab on to the edge, and he's hanging there for dear life. He hangs and hangs an finally yells out: "Is there anybody up there who can help me?"
There's no answer.
He keeps calling and calling. "Is there anybody up there who can help me?".
Finally this big bellowing voice calls back.: " This is God. I can help you.
Just let go and TRUST." Next thing you hear: " Is there anybody ELSE up there who can help me?" : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 20 August 2007
Nota 9.3 din 11 voturi


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 13 Mai 2010
Nota 9.2 din 16 voturi


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find
North America. <br>MARIA: Here it is.
<br>TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who
discovered America? <br>CLASS: Maria.TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 26 Noiembrie 2008
Nota 9.2 din 16 voturi

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