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Success is just like being pregnant.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you tried! : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 24 Iulie 2009
Nota 9.3 din 22 voturi : : Comentarii: 1


In order to assure the highest level of
quality work and productivity from
employees it will be our policy to keep
all employees well trained through our
program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY
TRAINING ...In order to assure the highest level of quality work and productivity from employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T) : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 19 Iulie 2007
Nota 9.3 din 13 voturi


A man is walking along a cliff and all of a sudden loses his balance, slips, and falls off. Fortunately, he has the presence of mind to grab on to the edge, and he's hanging there for dear life. He hangs and hangs an finally yells out: "Is there anybody up there who can help me?"
There's no answer.
He keeps calling and calling. "Is there anybody up there who can help me?".
Finally this big bellowing voice calls back.: " This is God. I can help you.
Just let go and TRUST." Next thing you hear: " Is there anybody ELSE up there who can help me?" : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 20 August 2007
Nota 9.3 din 11 voturi


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 13 Mai 2010
Nota 9.2 din 16 voturi


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find
North America. <br>MARIA: Here it is.
<br>TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who
discovered America? <br>CLASS: Maria.TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 26 Noiembrie 2008
Nota 9.2 din 16 voturi


Ten Things men know for sure about women.
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10. Women have breasts. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 9 August 2007
Nota 9.2 din 19 voturi : : Comentarii: 1


George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: That's what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya' asking me [...] citeste tot

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 12 Septembrie 2006
Nota 9.1 din 177 voturi


Woman = Time * Money <br>Time = Money
<br>Woman = Money * Money <br>Money =
root of all problems <br>Woman =
Problems.Woman = Time * Money
Time = Money
Woman = Money * Money
Money = root of all problems
Woman = Problems. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 14 Iulie 2007
Nota 9.1 din 12 voturi


Bula at the exam:
Teacher:
- Bula, I hope that this time I won't catch you cheating again!
Bula:
- I hope so too. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 18 August 2011
Nota 9.0 din 16 voturi


A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house,so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep [...] citeste tot

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 31 August 2004
Nota 9.0 din 16 voturi

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