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I am not sure exactly how this works,
but this is amazingly accurate.  The
picture below has two identical dolphins
in it. It was used in a case study on
stress levels at the Mayo Clinic and
later at ...I am not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate.
The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at the Mayo Clinic and later at Fletcher Medical Center in Burlington.
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress will find many differences between the two dolphins.
The more differences a person finds, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may need to take a [...] citeste tot

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 25 Martie 2008
Nota 8.9 din 21 voturi : : Comentarii: 2


During a taxi, the crew of a US Air departure flight to Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose-to-nose with a United 727. The irate ground controller (a female) lashed out at the US Air crew screaming, "US Air 2771, where are you going? I told you to turn right on 'Charlie' taxi way; you turned right on 'Delta.' Stop right there. I know it's difficult to tell the difference between a C and a D, but get it right."
Continuing her lashing to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically, "You've screwed everything up; it'll take forever to sort this out. You stay right there and don't move until I tell you to. You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about a half [...] citeste tot

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 25 Martie 2008
Nota 7.5 din 8 voturi


Manning the computer help desk for the local school district was my first job. And though I was just an intern, I took the job very seriously. But not every caller took me seriously.
- Can I talk to a real person? a caller asked.
- I am real, I said.
- Oh, I'm sorry, the caller said. That was rude of me. What I meant to say was, could I talk to someone who actually knows something? : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 14 Martie 2008
Nota 7.8 din 10 voturi


Two mothers are having a conversation about their children one day.
- How do you get your Marvin up so early on school mornings? asks Joan.
- Oh, that's easy, replies Marianne. I just throw the cat on his bed.
- Why does that wake him up?
- He sleeps with the dog! : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 13 Martie 2008
Nota 8.3 din 8 voturi


The Pentagon announced TODAY the
formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States
Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in
Iraq and have been given ...The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of ELVIS.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 13 Martie 2008
Nota 8.6 din 18 voturi


Who's your best friend? Just try this experiment... Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you? : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 12 Martie 2008
Nota 8.6 din 9 voturi


After school one day, a young first-grade boy was sitting at the kitchen table, eating his afternoon snack, when he blurted out, "Mom, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."
The boy's mother replied, "That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when you told her you are an only child?"
She just said, "Thank goodness!" : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 10 Martie 2008
Nota 7.7 din 9 voturi


Statement: Senior Citizens Are Valuable!
We are more valuable than any of the younger generations:
- We have silver in our hair.
- We have gold in our teeth.
- We have stones in our kidneys.
- We have lead in our feet and.
- We are loaded with natural gas : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 26 Februarie 2008
Nota 8.5 din 8 voturi


Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I walked into a room filled with much younger women and decided to combat my nervousness with humor.
"I'm here to do my postnatal exercises."
The instructor gave me an appraising look. "How old is your baby?"
"Twenty-six," I replied. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 13 Februarie 2008
Nota 8.9 din 14 voturi


A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat.
"This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and Dad shop for me." The daughter nods in agreement. "And I think this fur coat would be perfect too."
The daughter protests, "But Mom, some helpless, poor creature has to suffer so that you can have this."
"Don't worry, honey," says the mother. "Your father won't get the bill for a couple of weeks." : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 7 Februarie 2008
Nota 7.6 din 11 voturi

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