When Charles de Gaulle decided to retire
from public life, the British ambassador
and his wife threw a gala dinner party
in his honor. At the dinner table, the
Ambassador’s wife was talking with
Madame deGaulle: - Your husband has
been such a prominent public figure,
such a presence on the French and
international scene for so many years!
How quiet retirement will seem in
comparison. What are you most looking
forward to in these retirement years?
- A penis, replied Madame deGaulle.
A huge hush fell over the table.
Everyone heard her answer... and no one
knew what to say next. Le Grand Charles
leaned over to his wife and said: -
Ma cherie, I believe ze English
pronounce [...] citeste tot
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert,
moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a
pair of authentic cowboy boots, so,
seeing some on sale, he bought them and
wore them home. Walking proudly, he
sauntered into the kitchen and said to
his wife, "Notice anything different
about me?" Margaret looked him
over.. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert
stormed off into the bathroom, undressed
and walked back into the kitchen
completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little
louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?" Margaret looked up
and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging
down yesterday, it'll be hanging down
again [...] citeste tot
A newlywed farmer and his wife were
visited by her mother, who immediately
demanded an inspection of the place.
While they were walking through the
barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared
up and kicked the mother-in-law in the
head, killing her instantly.
the funeral service a few days later,
the farmer stood near the casket and
greeted folks as they walked by. The
pastor noticed that whenever a woman
would whisper something to the farmer,
he would nod his head "yes" and say
something. Whenever a man walked by and
whispered to the farmer, he would shake
his head "no" and mumble a reply.
Curious, the pastor later asked the
farmer what that was all about. The
farmer [...] citeste tot