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I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man:
- That's the most amazing thing I've seen, I said. That dog really seemed to enjoy the film.
The man turned to me and said:
- Yeah, it is. He hated the book. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 14 Noiembrie 2011
Nota 7.4 din 12 voturi


Bula at the exam:
Teacher:
- Bula, I hope that this time I won't catch you cheating again!
Bula:
- I hope so too. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 18 August 2011
Nota 9.0 din 16 voturi


Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.
Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 8 Iunie 2011
Nota 8.7 din 9 voturi


Robert went to his lawyer and said:
- I would like to make a will, but I don't know exactly how to go about it.
The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied:
- Not a problem, leave it all to me.
Robert looked somewhat upset and said:
- Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would like to leave a little to my family too! : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 8 Iunie 2011
Nota 8.5 din 8 voturi


A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
- In English, he said, a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Romanian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up:
- Yeah, right. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 8 Iunie 2011
Nota 8.9 din 9 voturi


If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time, who would reach the ground first?
The woman, the man would get lost. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 4 Iunie 2011
Nota 8.3 din 12 voturi


The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said:
- Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.
- Well, in plain English, the doctor replied, you're just lazy.
- Okay, said the man. Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 2 Iunie 2011
Nota 7.5 din 8 voturi


01. While working with Mr. Ionescu, I have always found him
02. working studiously and sincerely at his table without
03. gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom
04. wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always
05. finishes the given assignment in time. He is always
06. deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be
07. found chitchatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no
08. vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound
09. knowledge of his field. I think he can easily be
10. classed as outstanding, and should on no account be
11. dispensed with. I strongly feel that Mr. Ionescu should be
12. pushed [...] citeste tot

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 2 Iunie 2011
Nota 8.4 din 7 voturi


One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his business trip and forgot to
add 'e' at the end of a word...
"I am having such a wonderful time! I wish you were her..." : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 7 Aprilie 2011
Nota 8.7 din 11 voturi


Dear God: My prayer for Next Year is for a fat bank account & a thin body.
Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
Thank you so much! Happy New Year! : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 17 Ianuarie 2011
Nota 8.0 din 8 voturi

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