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On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student:
- What are your parents' names?
The student replied:
- My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.
The teacher said:
- Are you kidding?
The student said:
- No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking. : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 19 Martie 2015
Nota 7.7 din 9 voturi


Ce ar putea înþelege cineva care nu ºtie englezã atunci când te aude spunând: "I can't believe you."
Rãspuns: "Ai Kent, bã Liviu?" : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 11 Noiembrie 2014
Nota 8.0 din 6 voturi


A dog walks into an employment agency and says:
- I'd like to get a job please.
The guy at the employment agency says:
- Wow, you could easily get a job at the circus, with your talents!
The dog replys:
- What would the circus want with a plumber? : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 19 Noiembrie 2013
Nota 7.6 din 7 voturi


Why did the woman cross the Road?

Never mind that - what I would like to know is what she was doing out of the kitchen, in the first place! : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 19 Noiembrie 2013
Nota 8.0 din 6 voturi


An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said:
- Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.

To which the gentleman said:
- Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times already! : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 19 Noiembrie 2013
Nota 8.3 din 6 voturi


- What is the longest word in the English language?
- It is the word "smiles", because there is a mile between the first letter and the last! : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 20 Octombrie 2013
Nota 9.2 din 9 voturi : : Comentarii: 1


- Are you sure this is british beef?
- Of horse it is! : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 18 Aprilie 2013
Nota 7.8 din 9 voturi


I have a great dog. She's half Labrador, half Pit-bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me. Jimi Celeste : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 18 Mai 2012
Nota 7.9 din 19 voturi


See if you can do this. Read each line aloud.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word
in each line from the top.
Betcha you can't resist passing it on. LOL! : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 21 Noiembrie 2011
Nota 8.1 din 18 voturi


What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Answer: It's Christmas, Eve! : : deschide bancul

Categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Pe site din data de: 14 Noiembrie 2011
Nota 6.3 din 13 voturi

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