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Anul Nou sa va aduca munti de sanatate, mese imbelsugate, ploi de fericire, furtuni de iubire, noroc cu carul, prieteni cu duiumul si bani s-aveti intotdeauna. La Multi Ani! Sa avem un an bun! : : deschide bancul

Category: Mesaje SMS haioase de Anul Nou
Last time read: 22 January 2019, 21:26
Score 8.3 of 19 votes


Mi-e cald, imi ard buzele, e ca o febra, ma excita... gripa : : deschide bancul

Category: Mesaje SMS haioase Diverse
Last time read: 22 January 2019, 21:26
Score 5.9 of 7 votes


Proverb canibal: In orice om exista o parte buna. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Canibali
Last time read: 22 January 2019, 21:26
Score 8.3 of 7 votes


Se spune ca nu toate blondele sunt proaste...
Sotia mea e bruneta, ieri si-a vopsit parul in blond iar seara mi-a facut scandal, ca de unde este par de bruneta la noi in pat? : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Blonde
Last time read: 22 January 2019, 21:26
Score 8.4 of 16 votes


Un tip alearga disperat in statie dupa autobuz, il ajunge si striga la sofer:
- Nu va suparati, ce autobuz e asta?
- Iveco! zice soferul... dupa care inchide usile si pleaca : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Sadice
Last time read: 22 January 2019, 21:26
Score 8.4 of 14 votes


I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it'sdirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,"Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the MommyTest. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidentlypondering this new information. "OH... I get [...] read all

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Last time read: 22 January 2019, 21:26
Score 8.6 of 9 votes


Sa nu-mi dati acum ignore,
Ca va spun un plugusor.
N-am intrat sa va stresez,
Am intrat sa va urez:

La Multi Ani, cu fericire,
Liste de id-uri pline,
Punga doldora de bani,
Traiti bine, La Multi ...Sa nu-mi dati acum ignore, Ca va spun un plugusor. N-am intrat sa va stresez, Am intrat sa va urez: La Multi Ani, cu fericire, Liste de id-uri pline, Punga doldora de bani, Traiti bine, La Multi Ani! La Multi Ani, cu sanatate, Aveti in casa de toate! La Multi Ani, cu bucurie, Pentru Anul ce-o sa vie! La Multi Ani! Haaai, haaai! : : deschide bancul

Category: Mesaje SMS haioase de Anul Nou
Last time read: 22 January 2019, 21:26
Score 8.7 of 18 votes


Ma numesc XXXXXXXXX, am 34 ani, trebuia sa am 39, dar nevasta-mea mi-a mancat 5 ani din viata. Intelectual de rasa, am liceul inceput si facultatea terminata si un fizic deosebit de atragator; obiecte ca: farfurii, linguri, carti, efectiv se lipesc de mine; adevarat, asta si pentru ca ma spal destul de rar.
Nu-mi e frica de munca, dorm langa ea si sunt o persoana foarte comunicativa, cand vorbesc de la telefonul firmei.
Am o experienta semnificativa in vanzari, de mic copil obisnuiam sa vand lucrurile parintilor din casa, sunt o fire foarte dinamica, dar dupa orele de program; pana acum nu am avut antecedente penale si sper ca pana ma voi angaja la firma d-vs nici sa nu am. [...] read all

Category: Texte Scrisori haioase
Last time read: 22 January 2019, 21:26
Score 9.3 of 12 votes


Broasca testoasa = scoica cu picioare; ospatar. : : deschide bancul

Category: DEX, Dictionar cu definitii haioase
Last time read: 22 January 2019, 21:26
Score 8.0 of 6 votes


Culmea lenii: sa te insori cu o tipa deja insarcinata! : : deschide bancul

Category: Culmi
Last time read: 22 January 2019, 21:26
Score 8.4 of 13 votes

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