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La ora de Religie:
- Cate porunci exista, Vasile?
- Zece pentru barbati si noua pentru femei, parinte.
- Si de ce, ma rog, doar noua pentru femei?
- Pai, "sa nu ravnesti la femeia altuia" nu este valabila. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Religioase, Biserica, Preoti
Last time read: 23 May 2018, 19:20
Score 8.0 of 7 votes


Unde te duci?
La Tecuci.
Ce sa faci?
Cozonaci.
Cu-i sa-i dai?
Lui Mihai!
Unde sta?
Peste drum!
Cum il cheama?
Nu stiu cum... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Diverse
Last time read: 23 May 2018, 19:19
Score 7.0 of 18 votes


Dimineata m-am trezit,
Mosul nu era venit.
A ramas inzapezit?
E cu renii la vopsit?
Ori citeste la dorinte
Si mananca la seminte?

Se gandeste ce s-aduca...
Si cadouri, sanatate,
Multa pace, libertate,
Bunastare si iubire,
Fericire si candoare,
Toate-ngramadite-n punga! : : deschide bancul

Category: Mesaje SMS haioase de Craciun
Last time read: 23 May 2018, 19:17
Score 8.6 of 16 votes


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. [...] read all

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Last time read: 23 May 2018, 19:17
Score 8.4 of 8 votes


"Daca vrei sa inveti mai bine sa iubesti, trebuie sa incepi cu un prieten pe care il urasti"
Nikka - 6 ani (ne-ar trebui cateva milioane de Nikka pe aceasta planeta) : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Copii, Parinti
Last time read: 23 May 2018, 19:14
Score 8.6 of 18 votes


Q. Inotul face bine la silueta?
A. Daca inotul face bine, atunci explica-mi cum e cu balenele... : : deschide bancul

Category: Intrebari si Raspunsuri
Last time read: 23 May 2018, 19:14
Score 8.1 of 24 votes


Q. Ciocolata face rau?
A. Sunteti nebun? ALOOOO... boabele de ciocolata provin tot din plante. E cea mai buna modalitate sa te simti bine! : : deschide bancul

Category: Intrebari si Raspunsuri
Last time read: 23 May 2018, 19:14
Score 8.0 of 34 votes


Stefan cel Mare:
- Pe cai, ostenii mei!
- Nu avem cai, Maria Ta!
- Atunci, pe curand! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Seci
Last time read: 23 May 2018, 19:13
Score 7.9 of 9 votes


Je m'appelle Vasile Mure
Je veni de la padure
Je gasi nevasta-n pat
Se randez cu-n alt barbat
Quand je preparai ciomagu'
Mon amie sarise gardu'
Il tombeau dans la urzici
Sur son c*r numai basici!! : : deschide bancul

Category: Perle
Last time read: 23 May 2018, 19:13
Score 9.2 of 244 votes : : Comments: 61


AVOCATUL:
- Aceasta astenie grava va afecteaza memoria ?
MARTORUL:
- Da
AVOCATUL:
- In ce fel va afecteaza memoria ?
MARTORUL:
- Uit
AVOCATUL:
- Uitati? Ne puteti da un exemplu de ceva pe care l-ati uitat? : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Avocati Judecatori Inculpati
Last time read: 23 May 2018, 19:13
Score 8.3 of 6 votes

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