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Intr-un club de noapte intr-un stat din sudul Americii se giugiulesc de vreo doua ore doi negri.
- Ce sa fac? intreaba barmanul pe manager. Oaspetii mei albi se vor infuria.
- Foarte simplu, spune patronul, ceri plata imediat si de fiecare data cand comanda dublezi pretul, doi, patru, opt dolari pe bautura.
Tot asa si vei vedea ce repede o tulesc! Dupa o jumatate de ora vine barmanul iarasi:
- Ce sa ma fac deja costa 128 dolari bautura!
- Arunca politicos gunoiul alb afara din bar! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Negri
Last time read: 29 January 2020, 19:07
Score 7.9 of 58 votes


Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great composers. Anyway to give the film a twist and some "oomph" he decides to cast the parts to the great action heroes of today. He calls Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Seagal into his office to hear who they would like to play.
- Well, started Stallone, I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him.
- Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano, said Willis. I'll play him.
- I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes, said Segal. I'd like to play him.
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices.
- Sounds splendid.
Then, looking [...] read all

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Last time read: 29 January 2020, 19:06
Score 8.4 of 8 votes


In orice loc aglomerat din Romania, daca strigi cu voce tare: dom' director, sau sefu', jumatate din cei prezenti vor intoarce capul. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Nationalitati, Natiuni
Last time read: 29 January 2020, 19:06
Score 8.0 of 6 votes


Inainte sa va suparati pe cel care va pune la treaba, amintiti-va ca fara presiune nu se formeaza diamantele.
(Mary Case) : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Vedete, Celebritati
Last time read: 29 January 2020, 19:06
Score 8.0 of 4 votes


outernet = viata reala; exista viata si in afara de internet : : deschide bancul

Category: DEX, Dictionar cu definitii haioase
Last time read: 29 January 2020, 19:06
Score 8.0 of 1 votes


Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
1) That’s not right = Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive = Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP = Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man = Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach = Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s Very dark in here = Wai So Dim
10) I Thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone = No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight = Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka
15) Your [...] read all

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
Last time read: 29 January 2020, 19:05
Score 8.8 of 10 votes


Copiii din ziua de azi iubesc luxul. Nu au maniere, dispretuiesc autoritatea si dovedesc lipsa de respect fata de batrani. Nu se mai ridica in picioare cand oamenii in varsta intra in incapere. Isi contazic parintii, mananca in graba delicatesele la masa, stau picior peste picior, si sunt tirani cu profesorii. Tinerii din ziua de azi nu se gandesc decat la ei insisi. Nu au pic de respect pentru parinti sau persoane in varsta. Vorbesc ca si cum ei insisi ar sti totul si ceea ce noi consideram intelepciune este lipsit de relevanta pentru ei. Cat despre fete, sunt directe, lipsite de modestie si nefeminine in limbaj, comportament si imbracaminte.


Socrate (470 i.Hr. – 7 mai [...] read all

Category: Bancuri cu Copii, Parinti
Last time read: 29 January 2020, 19:04
Score 9.5 of 11 votes


Soarecele urmarit de pisica striga
disperat dupa ajutor. In cale ii iese o
vaca miloasa care pt. a-l salva il
acopera cu o balega, dar ghinion, coada
ii ramane afara... Pisica il vede si
nici una ...Soarecele urmarit de pisica striga disperat dupa ajutor. In cale ii iese o vaca miloasa care pt. a-l salva il acopera cu o balega, dar ghinion, coada ii ramane afara... Pisica il vede si nici una nici doua incepe sa traga cu dintii de coada soarecelui...

MORALA: nu oricine te baga in balega iti vrea raul si nu oricine vrea sa te scoata de acolo iti vrea binele... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Animale, Pasari
Last time read: 29 January 2020, 19:04
Score 7.7 of 9 votes


Un fost student la politehnica s-a transferat la Institutul Teologic. Prelegere... atipeste!
Parintele se apropie si-l intreaba:
- Ce este forta Dumnezeiasca?
Studentul trezindu-se, raspunde repezit:
- Masa Dumnezeiasca inmultit cu acceleratia Dumnezeiasca! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Ingineri
Last time read: 29 January 2020, 19:04
Score 8.9 of 13 votes


Culmea mancarii: sa jumulesti de pene un pui de mamaliga. : : deschide bancul

Category: Culmi
Last time read: 29 January 2020, 19:03
Score 8.0 of 3 votes

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