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Proposed: 9 Aug 2007

Ten Things men know for sure about women.
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10. Women have breasts.
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Proposed: 12 Sep 2006

George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: That's what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
George B.: That's who's name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.

George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.
And the Middle East.
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Proposed by: Ale 23 Jul 2008

Two cows are conversing in a field. The first one says to the other, "Have you heard about this 'mad cow disease' that is going around?"
The second cow responds, "Yeah, but I'm not worried about it; I'm an airplane!"
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Proposed: 3 Jun 2008

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife:
'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
The wife smiled sweetly and replied, 'Not this time!'
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Proposed by: Simona 21 Apr 2008

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman...
Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME...
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Proposed by: Sorin 25 Mar 2008

I am not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate.
The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at the Mayo Clinic and later at Fletcher Medical Center in Burlington.
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress will find many differences between the two dolphins.
The more differences a person finds, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may need to take a vacation.
No Need to Reply, I'll be on Vacation...
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nikoleta - 23 years oldyahoo messenger: contact bruneta2009_sexy - 4 Sep 2010
Prietene, aminteste-ti ca fara prostie nu ar fi...
imi plac f mult mess sunt faine

StatuiaNuda - 33 years old - 1 Sep 2010
Daca lucrezi prea mult la calculator, literele incep...
Este luata dupa Alizee - Jen Ai Marre... inregistrarea de la... nu stiu ce televiziune franceza... Canal 2, ceva de genul.
happy
Iata linkul... Sariti la minutul 3:26...
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Daca n'apare linkul, dar sunteti totusi curiosi, cautati pe YouTube "Alizee - Marre special".

bianca borhanyahoo messenger: contact bianca_borhan - 30 Aug 2010
Doi olteni trecura Oltul... d u p a e i t r e c u r a...
foarte tare bancul acesta ca si celelalte la fel.
mie mi-au placut toate sun farte hazlii .

Iustina - 15 years oldyahoo messenger: contact iustina_baciu - 28 Aug 2010
Un vanator a fost spitalizat astazi in jurul orei...
ce mai prea tare faza da daca ma gandesc e si de plans la urmarile pe care lea avut nu prea e in toate mintile saracu om

Justin - 28 years oldyahoo messenger: contact wine_utopia - 27 Aug 2010
Care e diferenta dintre moldovean si un mar?
Cel...
s-ar potrivi la munteni sau olteni bancul asta nu la moldoveni ca sa fim seriosi acum fara moldova pl cultura de orice fel!

Justin - 28 years oldyahoo messenger: contact wine_utopia - 27 Aug 2010
Doi betivi la un bar, dupa ce au baut toata seara......
de cand ma stiu eu n-am mai pomenit asa banc prost , absolut incredibil mi-am rezervat timp sa spun asta aici dar pur si simplu am ramas masca! asta-i banc ma> doaaaaamne

Milla - 17 years old - 26 Aug 2010
Doi olteni trecura Oltul... d u p a e i t r e c u r a...
Probabil Radoi s-a inecat.

alina - 22 years old - 26 Aug 2010
Ce sunt somnambulii?

Somnambulii sunt oameni care...
chiar asa!mi se pare ceva urat ca un copil de 11 sau 13 ani sa spuna aceste bancuri.asta da dovada de buna educatie si lipsa de conversatie a parintilor.depinde!fiecare gandeste in sinea lui.dar,tinand cont de varsta nu este ceva noral!!!

cosmina - 10 years old - 24 Aug 2010
Ce sunt somnambulii?

Somnambulii sunt oameni care...
Doamne fereste,pai cum,copil de 13 ani,sa spui asemenea prostii?Sau de 11?Lumea se imbecilizeaza din ce in ce mai rau...

ilie elena - 58 years oldyahoo messenger: contact ilie_elena1952 - 22 Aug 2010
Sorcova Vesela!... Tare ca piatra! Tare ca...
i-mi plac bancuri cu politicieni