Proposed: 30 May 2010WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife
about how many words women use a day:
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be
because we have to repeat everything to
men...
The husband then turned to his wife and
asked, 'What?'
Proposed: 30 May 2010WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for
several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
Proposed: 30 May 2010CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders
up & down the aisles..
The sales girl notices him and asks him
if she can help him. He answers that he
is looking for a box of tampons for his
wife. She directs him down the correct
aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge
bag of cotton balls and a ball of string
on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you
were looking for some tampons for your
wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and
she came back with a tin of tobacco and
some rolling papers; cause it's sooo
much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own,
so does she...
Proposed: 13 May 2010UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S
PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand
women.
I'll never understand how you can take
boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper
thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and
still be afraid of a spider.
Proposed: 7 May 2010Woman's revenge...
- Cash, check or charge? I asked, after
folding items the woman wished to
purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed
a remote control for a television set in
her purse.
- So, do you always carry your TV
remote? I asked.
- No, she replied, but my husband
refused to come shopping with me, and I
figured this was the most evil thing I
could do to him legally.
Proposed by: Claudia 29 Jul 2009Pentru a veni in intampinarea si
ajutorul turistilor straini care
viziteaza Romania, blonda de la turism a
hotarat sa se procedeze la traducera in
engleza a denumirilor unor localitati
din diferite zone ale tarii tuturor
posibilitatilor. Primarii sunt
solicitati sa instaleze indicatoare
rutiere noi la intrarea si iesirea din
localitate, avand inseminate numele
localitatii lor in ambele limbi: romana
si engleza.
Si iata traducerea in engleza a unor
orase din Romania, in ordine
alfabetica:
> Adunatii Copaceni - Gathered Tree
People
> Afumati - Neversober
> Baicoi - Youball
> Buhusi - Boo
> Buzau -Really Fat Lip
> Calarasi - Silly-dressed Folks on
Horses
> Ciorogarla -Nigger-River
> Constanta - The Steadiness
> Dor Marunt - Miniature Melancholy
> Husi - Shoo
> Navodari - Networkers
> Onesti - The Sincere
> Pitesti - Youdohide
> Satu-Mare - The Rather Roomy Rural
Community
> Slatina - Slut Tina
> Slobozia - A Very Wrong
LocalTradition
> Tārgu Frumos - The Aesthetically
Pleasing Bazaar
> Urlati - Gimme Some Noise
> Voluntari - Town of Unpaid Assistants
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Iata linkul... Sariti la minutul 3:26...
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- Marre special".
de cand ma stiu eu n-am mai pomenit asa banc prost , absolut incredibil
mi-am rezervat timp sa spun asta aici dar pur si simplu am ramas masca!
asta-i banc ma> doaaaaamne
chiar asa!mi se pare ceva urat ca un copil de 11 sau 13 ani sa spuna aceste
bancuri.asta da dovada de buna educatie si lipsa de conversatie a
parintilor.depinde!fiecare gandeste in sinea lui.dar,tinand cont de varsta
nu este ceva noral!!!
