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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 26 November 2008
Score 6.5 of 14 votes


TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 26 November 2008
Score 8.2 of 9 votes


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 26 November 2008
Score 8.6 of 8 votes


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 26 November 2008
Score 8.3 of 8 votes


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find
North America. <br>MARIA: Here it is.
<br>TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who
discovered America? <br>CLASS: Maria.TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 26 November 2008
Score 9.2 of 16 votes


News from Heaven: Due to the current
financial crisis facing the world at the
moment, the light at the end of the
tunnel will be switched off to save on
electricity costs, until further
notice.
 ...News from Heaven: Due to the current financial crisis facing the world at the moment, the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off to save on electricity costs, until further notice.

Sincerely yours,
God : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 21 November 2008
Score 8.8 of 13 votes


Our pastor, an avid golfer, was once
taking part in a local tournament. As he
was preparing to tee off, the organizer
of the tournament approached him and
pointed to the dark, threatening ...Our pastor, an avid golfer, was once taking part in a local tournament. As he was preparing to tee off, the organizer of the tournament approached him and pointed to the dark, threatening storm clouds that were gathering.
"Preacher," the organizer said, "I trust you'll see to it that the weather won't turn bad on us."
Our pastor shook his head. "Sorry," he replied. "I'm sales, not management!" : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 29 October 2008
Score 7.7 of 9 votes


A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession, even to the grocery store, which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age." : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 25 September 2008
Score 9.0 of 11 votes


Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar.

One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like him.

“Hey buddy, how’d you get your shiner?”

“Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was veeery hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I slipped and said ‘two PICKets to TITTsburg’ and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How’d you get yours?”

“Something similar actually! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, ‘Honey, can you please pass the salt?’ But I slipped up and said “You, you, you ruined [...] read all

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 24 August 2008
Score 8.9 of 13 votes


A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.

He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of
whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey
curled up and died.

"All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you?"

"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have
worms." : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 18 August 2008
Score 8.5 of 19 votes

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