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Bula at the exam:
Teacher:
- Bula, I hope that this time I won't catch you cheating again!
Bula:
- I hope so too. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 18 August 2011
Score 9.0 of 16 votes


Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.
Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 8 June 2011
Score 8.7 of 9 votes


Robert went to his lawyer and said:
- I would like to make a will, but I don't know exactly how to go about it.
The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied:
- Not a problem, leave it all to me.
Robert looked somewhat upset and said:
- Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would like to leave a little to my family too! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 8 June 2011
Score 8.5 of 8 votes


A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
- In English, he said, a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Romanian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up:
- Yeah, right. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 8 June 2011
Score 8.9 of 9 votes


If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time, who would reach the ground first?
The woman, the man would get lost. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 4 June 2011
Score 8.3 of 12 votes


The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said:
- Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.
- Well, in plain English, the doctor replied, you're just lazy.
- Okay, said the man. Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 2 June 2011
Score 7.5 of 8 votes


One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his business trip and forgot to
add 'e' at the end of a word...
"I am having such a wonderful time! I wish you were her..." : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 7 April 2011
Score 8.7 of 11 votes


Dear God: My prayer for Next Year is for a fat bank account & a thin body.
Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
Thank you so much! Happy New Year! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 17 January 2011
Score 8.0 of 8 votes


WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day: 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?' : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 30 May 2010
Score 8.7 of 11 votes


WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 30 May 2010
Score 6.2 of 9 votes

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