De Sfantul Nicolae,
Printre fulgii de nea, imaginari,
M-am strecurat aseara la tine, in casuta,
Sa-ti las un dar, simbolic, acolo in ghetuta,
Dar te-am vazut dormind, si atunci,
Ti-am lasat un pupic dulce pe obraz.
Mos Nicolae ... deschide bancul

Mesaje SMS haioase Diverse : : Ultima oara citit: 23 ian, 07:08

Intrebare la Radio Erevan:
- Ce este un celibatar?
- Un om care a pierdut ocazia de a face nefericita o femeie. ... deschide bancul

Bancuri de la Radio Erevan : : Ultima oara citit: 23 ian, 07:08

An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak, something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked."
"I'm sorry," the American replied, ... citeste tot

Bancuri in Engleza (English) : : Ultima oara citit: 23 ian, 07:08

Bac 2018: Cătălin a luat-o în luntre pe Cătălina si s-au iubit în mijlocul lacului sub privirile Luceafărului care era gelos. ... deschide bancul

Perle de la Scoala cu Elevi : : Ultima oara citit: 23 ian, 07:08

Tom Thumb, Sleeping Beauty, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said:
- I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.
Tom Thumb said:
- I must be the smallest person in the world.
Quasimodo said:
- I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.

They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping ... citeste tot

Bancuri in Engleza (English) : : Ultima oara citit: 23 ian, 07:08

Satan greets Bill Gates:
- Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented ... citeste tot

Bancuri in Engleza (English) : : Ultima oara citit: 23 ian, 07:07

"'Telefonul' are prea multe lipsuri pentru a fi considerat in mod serios un mijloc de comunicatii. Dispozitivul nu are in principiu valoare pentru noi."
Comunicat al Western Union, 1876. ... deschide bancul

Bancuri cu Vedete, Celebritati : : Ultima oara citit: 23 ian, 07:07

Daca ziua ar avea 36 de ore, as petrece 12 culegand flori pt tine. Daca ziua ar avea 48 de ore, ti-as compune poezii de dragoste. Daca ziua ar avea 72 de ore as escalada un munte doar ca sa strig lumii cat de mult te iubesc. Insa tot ce avem sunt 24 de ore. Asa ca voi pastra acest mesaj scurt si voi petrece fiecare ora pretioasa cu tine, acum si intotdeauna. ... deschide bancul

Mesaje SMS haioase Valentine's Day : : Ultima oara citit: 23 ian, 07:06

Alinuta ajunge la scoala toata numai un zambet. Sa iasa din "faza" de zambit... nici vorba.
- Alinuta, o intreaba un coleg, de ce zambesti, asa, intr-una?
- Nu zambesc, mi-a prins mama prea strans parul la spate... ... deschide bancul

Bancuri cu Alinuta : : Ultima oara citit: 23 ian, 07:06

Prislea avea in mina un baltag. Ei s-au batut acolo mult. I-a tras un baltag in cap la zmeu si a intrat pe jumatate in pamint. ... deschide bancul

Perle de la Scoala cu Elevi : : Ultima oara citit: 23 ian, 07:06

- Ce este haosul?
- Nu dam raspunsuri la intrebari din agricultura. ... deschide bancul

Bancuri de la Radio Erevan : : Ultima oara citit: 23 ian, 07:06

In Bucuresti, la ora de varf, o domnisoara grabita e prinsa intr-un blocaj de circulatie. Ii spune stresata soferului de taxi:
- Spuneti-mi, nu s-ar putea sa mergem putin mai repede?
- Eu as putea, domnita, mormaie imbufnat taximetristul, dar nu pot sa las aici masina... ... deschide bancul

Bancuri cu Taximetristi : : Ultima oara citit: 23 ian, 07:06

One day Jake, a nine-year-old, asked to pack his own lunch for school. His mom agreed. But they couldn't agree on what he should pack, so they both made lists.

This was the mom's list:
One sandwich
One apple
Pretzels
A carton of milk

This was Jake's list:
Candy
Candy
Candy

Jake agreed to compromise. Sure enough, the next morning, Jake was ready for school and he packed his lunch. ... citeste tot

Bancuri in Engleza (English) : : Ultima oara citit: 23 ian, 07:05